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levelization 

The degree to which a standing surface is sloped which provides proper balance to individuals who have consumed an excessive amount of beer before liquor.
Friend: Let's get you out of traffic, we'll go over here where it's private so you can get sick.
Drunkard: I don't know if I can stand over there; does it have proper levelization?
levelization by KaT813 February 3, 2010
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Levelizing 

It's leveling in the perfect present tense. To be continually trying to level something. A friend buys a pool table and you lug it down his basement, level it and kick his ass. At this point he declares the table out of level and levels it again. Every time you beat him he gets the wrenches out because he be levelizing.
You lost! Don't be levelizing, just pay me.
Levelizing by wordsmithy62 December 9, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026