once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, god created
man( and woman for those people). but in his efforts to
help humanity, god realized no
one will ever be perfect. he ran tests, and challenged many, but not a
single soul could ever do what he wanted. so, god decided it was time. He devised a plan to make the ultimate
human. his name Layn. his goal, to become a plumber and lay the best pipe around. but lastly, his motivation, Wyatt. his ultimate love and also, his ultimate enemy. Wyatt would steal all the hoes and even, take Layn’s mom. after some time Layn made his final move. the move that would decide if
man and layn survive Wyatts. he would bang bang Wyatts mom. after Layn did this, Wyatt flipped out, stuck his pool goggles on, and went
ham on Layn’s booty hole. Layn endured the worst punishment of all. but found a way to pull threw and proved to all humanity and even god himself that layn is better than Wyatts and is the ultimate
human. The end (inspired by a true story btw)
