1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.
1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.
2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?