a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser
The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.
A person who is subservient brown noser
to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.
Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.
Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags
, they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose.
Lap dogs may be used to:
a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)
1. Hey Natalia, I'm tired and there's no pillows on this couch. Could you lend me one of your lap dogs?
2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!
a small pet, usually adorable
Did you see my teacup poodle, Schnookyums? Cutest lapdog EVER!
a flattering subservient, eager sycophant
He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.
Retarded mut dogs which are sexually exploited by homely woman. They’re often referred by the name of randy
, for their unique oral skills.
"I think the only thing that lady is laying tonight would be a lap dog