A person who is subservient brown noser
to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
(n) Plastic surgery.
Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.
Someone who looks attractive from the side but not from the front.
Person 1: Damn, did you see that guy? He is hot!
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.
(n). A beautiful thing which is completely useless for its intended function. (Appalachian in origin)
I tell you what, that thing is like a silver titty... nice to look at, but you cain't get no milk.
See coyote ugly
The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?
(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister
Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.
The condition of having seen too many shows.
We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.