another abbreviation for instant messaging, such as "LOL" standing for "laughing out loud." LAGS stands for laughs and giggles.

Chris: yo mudda is so fatt, when she jump of joy, she gets stuck!
Danny: hahahahaha!! LAGS!!
by Khanh Nguyen April 14, 2008
Someone who is not quite a slag. but is a lag.
commonly used when a person forgets to put the "S" on the beginning of the word.
Hey you, your a LAG.

(confuses the reader)
by LizzyG March 01, 2008
What your AOL service does!
Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.
by Kev23 September 17, 2005
Lags is the mixed word of "fat" and "legs" therefore "fat legs"
1. "Oh my God! That lady over there is so obese! Look at those lags covered in cellulite and dimples!"
2. "My lags hurt from walking to school, I'm going to get a ride home."
3. "Get the hell off my bus, fatass! You need to walk the fatness off your LAGS!" -Bus driver Tom
by OhEmmGee April 18, 2009
urinating (used in the city of Dunton, Beds., England)
"I say old boy let's find a WC - I need a lag"
by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004
prisoner as in "old lag"
Big Len was an old lag out a' the Srubs
by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003
when you ask someone a relatively basic question and it takes them a longer than average time to respond due their brain lagging out. The lag time can vary from about 10 seconds to 7 minutes.
Person 1: "Hey Brown, do you hate Obbo?"
.......(5 minutes later).......
Brown: No he's a fucking tit face
by Pharm October 21, 2004

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