What newbs do in online games.
Newb - "Omfg, I swore I killed you!"
John - "No, you're lagging shit balls, newb".
by NewbKilla November 25, 2009

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An acronym for "laying a gay."
Painful: Fury, what are you doing?! Do you even know how to larp??

Fury: Lag

Painful: o0o0lAlA
by painful's mom July 07, 2009

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Peice Of Shit
Slow
Annoying
Smash Head On Wall
Suicide
Not The Way of the future
Timmy was playing mmorpg when he started lagging watched his guy spend half an hour trying to fire his gun!!
by Jake harry November 18, 2005

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In an effort to eliminate hurtful homophobic slang from our American slang, please say LAG when ever you are tempted to call someone a FAG.

Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.
Omigod you're acting like such a LAG, just go say hi to that horny girl already. You know she will totally let you bone her in her b'dunk'a'dunk
by American Unity Movement June 26, 2011

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Somthing a computer nerd says when his Computer is running slowly
Nard:OMG ma comp is teh haveing a big LAG!

Kevin: get a life!
by KevinShlaaa July 10, 2008

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One who lacks the competence to live from day-to-day!
Stefan is a lag. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up.
by MattQuin October 19, 2007

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Someone who has such a large penis, he lags behind when running or other activities
1.That guy is such a lag when he runs!
by JEY11 November 02, 2009

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