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One who lacks the competence to live from day-to-day!
Stefan is a lag. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up.
by MattQuin October 19, 2007
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An acronym for "laying a gay."
Painful: Fury, what are you doing?! Do you even know how to larp??

Fury: Lag

Painful: o0o0lAlA
by painful's mom July 07, 2009
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1) Laughter and giggles

2) Laughing and giggling

For those sick of "lol" and/or "lmao"
1) Person 1: His hands were so small he had to write your number on both of his hands.

Person 2: HAHAHA lag.

2) Person 1: Tickle his belly button with your pinky in a playful manner, not a seductive manner.

Person 2: LAG like crazy.
by Jackie from CCHS Bears June 02, 2006
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To decide by throwing a coin or other means who is going to start in a game
"Bigger turned on the light. They lagged for first shot. Bigger won"
by sevenhn March 19, 2006
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Laughing At Game

or it is also recursive acronym:
Lots Of LAG
LOL! I LAG!

means:
lots of lag! i laugh at game!
by Lagger September 27, 2006
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Somthing a computer nerd says when his Computer is running slowly
Nard:OMG ma comp is teh haveing a big LAG!

Kevin: get a life!
by KevinShlaaa July 10, 2008
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another abbreviation for instant messaging, such as "LOL" standing for "laughing out loud." LAGS stands for laughs and giggles.

Chris: yo mudda is so fatt, when she jump of joy, she gets stuck!
Danny: hahahahaha!! LAGS!!
by Khanh Nguyen April 14, 2008
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