lactoad 

Used to describe a person who is lactose intolerant.

Are you a lactoad, too?

lactoad by Ryan Lanyon March 24, 2006

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

lactodeflection by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Lactoid 

Short for a person who suffers from lactose intolerance, or gets sick from dairy products

Since Liz is a lactoid, she cannot experience the epicness of Ben and Jerry's.

Lactoid by CHALLLAH!!!!!!! September 30, 2009

Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.

I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

Lactoasted titty snuff by N.anno0o March 5, 2017

Lactaders 

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

Lactaders by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021

Lactoast

The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.

I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.

Lactoast by ratissimus dorsi July 23, 2017

Lactode 

A person who is lactose intolerant.

Jason can't have dairy products because he is a lactode.

Lactode by Kenneth Douglass April 9, 2010