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The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.
Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.
by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

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