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Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

knockeroonies 

A pair of human female breasts, that are so large, impressive, and aesthetically pleasing, that it is only appropriate to call them by a four-syllable word.
Yvette's head games drive me totally insane, but I am powerless to resist her amazing knockeroonies.

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016

loaded knuckle 

The act of forcing your entire fist into your gf mouth to prevent her from saying her safe word while fucking.
“Fuck all Aaron, don’t you dare try that loaded knuckle bs with me again this time!”
loaded knuckle by Brandy3Brown November 27, 2020

High Knuck 

It's just like high five mixed with fist bump. You raise your knuckle high and the other does as well you bump your fists.
Guy 1: Bro, you sleep with that asian bitch?
Guy 2: Yeah, nigga she was Jackie Channing my dick. I had to donkey punch her in check. She wouldn't listen
Guy 1:Was the pussy good?
Guy 2: Hell yeah
Guy 1: "High Knuck"
High Knuck by Dizzy Rascal IMJ April 24, 2012

Low Knocker

Someone who has very little expectations for himself. No drive or ambition.
"You going out tonight, Susie?"

"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"

"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish

"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"

"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"
Low Knocker by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009