12 definitions by Hairy Palmer

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jerkin off
My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy
I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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eating out of the ass
I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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The Pussy / female gentils
she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often
He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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the discoloration of the bung hole after anal sex
After pumping away in her ass all night, Andrew turned her brown eye blue.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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