This is when a persons hand is so fat that you can longer see the knuckle bone/joint. Instead, there are dimples where the knuckles should be, similar to those of chubby childrens cheeks. The Knimples are the indents where the knuckle joint should be.
"Your girl needs to lose some weight"
"No she doesn't, she's average"
"Er, look how she holding that sandwich, you can see the knimples on her hand from here!"
"Yeah, your right."
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).