In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005

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Klutey

A big wet vagina. (Pronounced: Kloo-T)

Three fingers in the Klutey.

Klutey by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015

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kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

kluger by BJ October 15, 2003

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kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

kludgey by Webster'03 January 28, 2003

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