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a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia
my pussy is too small for a kluger
by the kluger June 23, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight
-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!
by BJ October 15, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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