50 definitions by BJ

Top Definition
When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.
Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!
by BJ March 20, 2003
Oversized beer cans that usually sell for $0.99. Usually drank by hoboes and rednecks.
At Scooter's you can get ice cold tallboys for only $0.79!!!
by BJ August 25, 2004
Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.
"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"
by BJ December 28, 2004
marijana, weed, herb
or stoned high
I need to get some Buda.

by bj November 25, 2002
a person who feels that the body into which they were born doesn't represent their true gender. this person may simply dress as their opposite gender and live their life as the opposite gender that way; or this person might get an operation to change their sex organs.
felicia wasn't born a woman but she lives as one. she's a transgender. (tranny)
by bj October 12, 2003
Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.
Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.
by BJ February 21, 2005

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