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Keithwerd is commonly mistaken for a noun, it is in fact a proper noun with the root word of Keith. Keithwerd is most seen in the youtube featued video dgaf news. The Keithwerd is also a native to the high deserts of southern california, and lurks the noobtube. Keithwerd is the official slang nickname for the root Keith's nickname: Keithie, keitho, or sleethbird.

Keithwerd Sleethbird.
Keithwerd is such a delicate boy, so be careful when your playing COD, you don't want to hurt his ego or lower his dgaf mentality.
Keithwerd by Jennybean210 September 9, 2010
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To be injured by a teamate in training.
I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :[
keithed by cantab man September 29, 2010
To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.
Dude that guy just got keithed? should we help him?
The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then pillow talk till 5 a.m. without sealing the deal are all symptoms of being keithed.
from female... "He came home with me last night and I was ready to do him, but I got keithed" from male.... " I am going to give this girl a good keithing tonight"
keithed by The Weedler March 21, 2009
The act of stealing someone else's property, style, persona, or anything you called dibs on first.
Playing halo: "he just Keithed my kill!"
I was about to pull into that parking space, and that guy sped in front of me and keithed it!!
Keithed by Briianadon November 1, 2013

Keither Troy 

Keither Troy by cheskers November 24, 2021
the feeling of almost falling back, after drinking some alcohol, not drunk, almost like tipsy,
yo i just got that keithed feeling
keithed by rob June 4, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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