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Kankakee
It's just the K-thrilla. A once thriving railroad town that has become over run by gangstas and hood rats. But it does have a airport where jimmy buffett once landed.
Kankakee by Doug Butavi March 29, 2009
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kankakee creampress
When one man ejaculates under another man's ball sack, and then pushes said ball sack down in a pressing manner toward the taint.
kankakee creampress by Sickestofthemall April 21, 2018
Kankakee Birthday
While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.
Kankakee Birthday by Rodeo Fan 94 July 18, 2009
Kankakee
I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?
Kankakee by ConfabulatorsAnonymous January 15, 2010
Kankakee
Kankakee by Not At Tokyo Hachikō Award Now July 30, 2019
The Kankakee Goosechase
Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.
"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"
The Kankakee Goosechase by LenaChick December 5, 2012
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"