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Jaffasexual 

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.
Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffasexual by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020

Half a Jaffa 

Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange
Did you know Johnny was half a jaffa?
His da's in the ra but his mum's an orangewoman
Half a Jaffa by TPitbull November 3, 2010

jaffa baby 

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.
'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane
jaffa baby by arther8183 June 30, 2011

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes
"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"
Jaffa Nips by Mazzbee January 27, 2009
If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.
person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
jaffad by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

jaffa cakes 

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!
jaffa cakes by Hanny May 13, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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