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Jolina
She is the most wonderful person anyone could ever meet. She doubts herself sometimes because she doesn’t know how pretty she is! If you ever meet a Jolina hold on to her your in for a loop. She the wildest thing I have ever seen. She’s very athletic and has a lot of upper body strength! Jolina will make you laugh no matter what. She sticks by your side through your worst never doubting you for a minute. The crazy thing about crazy people is that they have an even crazier person behind them helping them do the things they are doing! Jolina is that crazy person and I love her just the way she is! She can be the best of the best of friends if you just give her a chance! If you ever come across a Jolina keep her close!
Them: She’s crazy what is doing, who is she?
Me: That’s Jolina and she’s having fun she’s the best! Why haven’t you tired talking to her?
Them: Because clearly she’s insane!
Me: I can see you haven’t met a Jolina before but maybe you should meet her before you judge her!
Me: That’s Jolina and she’s having fun she’s the best! Why haven’t you tired talking to her?
Them: Because clearly she’s insane!
Me: I can see you haven’t met a Jolina before but maybe you should meet her before you judge her!
Jolina by fe4everagreaser July 14, 2018
Jolina
Unique of course. How many Jolina's have you met lately? Fun, rarely serious, highly emotional, sometimes waaay too generous, talkative to a fault, loyal, brutally honest. Some have said beautiful, but I'd rather say "cute". Often loud. Seldom down. Word nerd, star trek geek, always have to have music on, eclectic. A natural positive energy surrounds Jolina, and she likes to give it out. LOVES to make people laugh. The type of person who will get in trouble by everyone else to help you out if thought to be in a friends' best interest. When you meet Jolina you may be taken aback for a moment, but give her a chance. : ) You won't regret it.
Joline
A Joline is a beautiful woman, maybe a little introvert, but Joline 's tend to be very kindhearted. Once you know a real Joline, it's not possible to not be in love. Usually a real Joline can be recognised if they have: dark brown hair, a good taste in style, a cute and shining smile with deep red lipstick. Some Joline's have naughty little secrets. A real Joline can be tricky to find.
Wow, is that a Joline for real? They are so rare bro! I wish I could see her one more time, I'm so in love!
Joline by Pneudosiem May 14, 2017
Joink
Verb - An action that when marked by the exclamation of the word in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers absolute, inarguable, legal ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
For the joink to be valid, the joinker must fully remove the joinked object/subject (oh yes, it is doable, but only the bravest dare even attempt to pull off a subject-joink) from the joinkee. Like between swords in a Devil's Threesome, there must be NO contact between the joinkee and joinked object/subject for the joink to be valid.
"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"
"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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