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Devil is a general purpose evil-doer. He was created by God in 1977 as an alternative to Queen frontman Freddie Mercury. He currently lives in the "It's a Small World" ride in Disneyland, but has a summer residence down in Devil Gate Drive.
After World War II, moral values had been rising fast. This fact was helped by the death of Hitler and continued despite the fact that Europe was allowed to remain free. Heaven, Inc's (HEVN) stock shot up without any intention of going down, while consequently Hell Co. (HELL) suffered just the opposite. Hell's stockholders were getting angry, and CEO of Hell Satan needed to do something fast. I am a devil who jumps and attacks fresh, nutritious humans!!! I seek humans!
Indeed, the devil was in a bind and way behind. He announced that he would be taking a vacation to Hell. While he did go there, his true intention was not relaxation but to steal souls. Given the state of his company he was willing to make a deal. He walked along the country roads and found a possible client, who, due to lack of proper records (Charlie Daniels has the most complete account thus far, and there were very few witnesses) is only known as "Johnny." Some theorize the titular Johnny was, in fact, Jonhnny Cash, while others maintain it was Johnny Appleseed, authot of the Book of John. What we are told is that Johnny, possibly in a fit of frustration at his fiddle, had been "sawin' on" it and "playin' it hot." The latter is understood to be old slang for "se...
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