jcsmb 

Just chillin' smoking mad blunts.

I got kicked outta NFA and Griswold and now I'm jcsmb.

jcsmb by Tori & Arielle February 8, 2008

jcmb 

Abbreviation, and an understated way of saying "Jesus Christ Monkey Balls". A phrase made popular by South Park.

Could be used much the same way as "omg" or "omfg".

Chatroom example:
Person #1: I got my car washed today.
Person #2: JCMB

jcmb by mwolfrose February 25, 2009

JCSM 

JCSM: Jehovah Council of Sabbath Mission, is Jehovah Council of Sabbath Mission, founded by YHWH on 24th at 18:00 hours (New York Titme) November 2018 and had been given to jesmion

The members of JCSM are a call and trained
Jesmion is a call of God and trained from 1973 as an auxiliarian to 1983 when jesmion was anionted for more three years that sumup to 1985
In 1983 jesmion was anointed by prophet Emmanuel to go more extra three years trained and at the completion of the exra three years God first call me prophet to the nations

JCSM by Sabbathuse December 2, 2018

jismberry 

Like a rasberry but not, its a jisnberry. How obvious do you want it. A soft outer shell with a pearly cream-filled center

"...bite into my Jismberry and feel the moistness all over your face"

jismberry by C2 January 1, 2005

jcmmb 

A shorter way of saying Jesus Christ and Mary Mother, and Moses.

Only people with respect may use it,
such as sommi.

sommi RULES.

OMG! WTF? LoL!

jcmmb by sam April 10, 2004

jsmbh 

just shaved my ball hairs

Chad: dude i jsmbh
Girl: Dude tmi no one cares

jsmbh by ijustshavedmyballhairs May 27, 2021

jcimb 

just chilling in my bed

someone: what are you doing?
y/n: jcimb

jcimb by shawtybae69 July 4, 2021