jazzfists

Like jazzhands, just manlier.

I heard that a rare beer is being tapped at the sports bar tonight! Jazzfists!

jazzfists by finaglerz July 12, 2012

Jazzits 

A word to express exasperation over a subject or situation.

The equivalent to "oh my gosh" or "oh my goodness." Because how many times can you say these two phrases before their meaning shrivels due to overuse?

"Oh jazzits, Lindsay Lohan is releasing another album!"

"My parents found out about my online porn watching habits... oh jazzits."

Jazzits by Powell Atkins Farrar February 22, 2009

jazzfest 

Very good, formidable, exciting, hip and probably ecstatic, rambunctious and memorable.

I went to a totally jazzfest party the other night

jazzfest by Lindsbo February 4, 2008

Jizzfisting 

When you jizz on your knuckles and then punch a hoe in her pussy and her the bitch pregnant!

jizzfisting is the best!

Jizzfisting by wankerslavedave December 16, 2008