sloppy jalopy 

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

sloppy jalopy by geoff May 20, 2005

slop jalops 

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

slop jalops by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

jalopy 

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

reverse sloppy jalopy 

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.

My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy

reverse sloppy jalopy by Kiss me quick August 4, 2019

Floppy Jalopy  

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

Floppy Jalopy by submison February 22, 2009

jalopy 

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

jalopy by AYB August 28, 2003