geoff's definitions

dont hate

to say dont make fun of, to tell to be nice, something random to get someones attention

whoa dont hate on me i am G.P.

by geoff March 9, 2003

metallicaeg

Douchebag; turdwanker; buffoon

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg

by Geoff March 28, 2005

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring

Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!

by Geoff October 10, 2004

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

hello, im dead

to say somethin when pretending to be dead but wants attention or someone to notice

Hello!, Im Dead

by geoff March 9, 2003