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British slang for a bottom,anus,poo hole or other terminology for the passage that excrement leaves the body.
Paul has a tight jacksie
Jacksie by Jacksieman July 1, 2022
A Jacksie is a person who can manoeuvre their penis down between their legs, curling it around and inserting it into their own anus. Essentially it's the act of fucking yourself
"oh man, did you see Phil put his dick in his own ass the other day?!"

"Yeh, he's such a dirty Jacksie"
Jacksie by Julesyyyyy June 4, 2018
a relationship that everyone wants; a relationship that lives on and on
“wow, jacksie?! i want to be them.”
jacksie by u don’t know me okay September 5, 2019

jacksie towel 

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower
Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay
jacksie towel by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

jacksie towel 

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.
Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.
jacksie towel by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

jacksie punch 

a short hard punch to the arse
he bent over just after insulting me so I delivered a jacksie punch as a favour
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