jacknap 

to masturbate and then fall asleep

i jacked off and fell asleep to some mellow pink floyd rock today after school dude.

jacknap by alexster May 31, 2005

Jacksnap 

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.

Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.

Jacksnap by DirtiestD November 18, 2014

jacknaphobia 

A common phobia of jack’s. Most people suffer years without being diagnosed or fully coming to terms with this phobia and it is extremely hard to treat unfortunately.

“Hey why don’t you hangout with jack white as much anymore?” “Oh i found out I have jacknaphobia”

jacknaphobia by 12345pandagirl April 26, 2022

Jacksnap 

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!

Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!

Jacksnap by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

jackrape

1. the act of jacking someone for their shit then raping them.
2. The act of violently approaching someone, pulling their dick out and jacking them off unwillingly.

Jackrape is a fucking funny word.

jackrape by Some Shithead January 27, 2008

Jacknape

one who has made a move to piss another off.

Jon hit me with a golf-club so I now refer to him as a jacknape.

Jacknape by myboy311 November 10, 2010

jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?

jackapp by The_Dingo November 6, 2010