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Jacksnap
A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
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jacknap • Jacknape • jacknaphobia • jack napkin • Jackanapes • JackNastyFace • jackape • jackaphobe • Jackapoozin • jackapp
jacknaphobia
A common phobia of jack’s. Most people suffer years without being diagnosed or fully coming to terms with this phobia and it is extremely hard to treat unfortunately.
jacknaphobia by 12345pandagirl April 26, 2022
Jacksnap
Jacksnap by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009
jackrape
1. the act of jacking someone for their shit then raping them.
2. The act of violently approaching someone, pulling their dick out and jacking them off unwillingly.
2. The act of violently approaching someone, pulling their dick out and jacking them off unwillingly.
Jackrape is a fucking funny word.
jackrape by Some Shithead January 27, 2008
jackapp
An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.
Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!
jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!
Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...
jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG
(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)
Ain't cell-phone assholes great?
jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!
Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...
jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG
(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)
Ain't cell-phone assholes great?
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"