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IGerbil
IGerbil
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
Someone hacked Donald's IGerbil while he was addressing the judge and they jolted him with vibrations and electrical shocks until poor Donald was jerking and gibbering like a vast palsied lunatic, to the great amusement of the entire audience.
IGerbil by Lastgasp1875 November 12, 2020
inerbition
inerbition is the opposite to inebition, whereby inebition makes reference to mans natural strive for procuring essential necessities for his need for self preservation. inerbition however to the contrast, is the attribute of greed and is therefore mans insatiable strive for the hoarding and procuring of those things in life which are non-essential and are therefore excessive and superficial. Such as worldly materialistic possessions and wealth, therefore inerbition makes reference to mans drive for self interest as opposed to inebition which is mans strive for self preservation.
inerbition by Baron Neville May 12, 2016
Iberba
Two white people can call each Iberba but when an african american calls a white person an Iberba the white person has a reason to get angry.
Iberba by iberba man January 17, 2009
iPerbole
Claims that the iPhone will change the world are all part of the iPerbole surrounding the cultish company.
iPerbole by Mark Hengel January 15, 2007
Word of the Day on July 3, 2007
Izembard
Surname likely Hancock. More retarded than Hamish. Is a zoophile and commits all other forms of harassment like stroking people on the back and makes them a zoophile.
guy 1:bro i just got stroked on the back by Izembard .
guy 2: i heard he is a zoophile
guy 1 : relatable
guy 2: i heard he is a zoophile
guy 1 : relatable
Izembard by the retard 696966969696969 March 30, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026