IGerbil
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
Someone hacked Donald's IGerbil while he was addressing the judge and they jolted him with vibrations and electrical shocks until poor Donald was jerking and gibbering like a vast palsied lunatic, to the great amusement of the entire audience.
by Lastgasp1875 November 13, 2020