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New Iberia Hair-cut  

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.
From the Iberian peninsula (formed by Spain and Portugal). It's especially used w/ pork products (made from Spanish black pig) and/or men ("Iberian male", a hot and powerful lover).
1st case: The Iberian ham is excellent.
2nd case: Take it easy, you "Iberian male", I bet you didn't f*ck so many ladies.
Iberian by SuperJAFO November 24, 2006

Iberian Bull Ride 

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!

Iberian Bull Ride 

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!

New Iberia 

The most lit small town in Louisiana. It’s sorta a mini New Orleans. All the thick girls all the gangster boys. And white people mixed in one. Everybody on rotation. Everyday we lit !
β€œOh you date that boy from the b (new Iberia), he got a brother?”

iberian mix 

An individual that holds both Spanish and Portugese ethnicity, which forms the Iberian Mix, or the Iberian Super Human.
Subhuman 1: Ever hear of an Iberian Mix?
Subhuman 2: Yeah, I hear they have the biggest dicks in all the world!