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Internauts 

The final frontier is a horrifying place. It is a place where the human psyche is laid bare. It is a place where humans exercise all the monstrous little pieces of their wretched, twisted souls that they dare not reveal in public. It is an evil place where the blackened hearts of men beat with an unholy fervor, pumping the viscous black ichor of madness and depravity through the snaking veins of the global network. A place where there are usually no consequences for revealing one's true self, and where one may at last see their fellow homo sapiens for what they truly are -- base, feral animals.

We are the few, the proud, the brave ones that venture forth into this darkness and dare to explore the cold, pitiless reality of humanity. We are the Internauts, welcome aboard the netship.
guy #1 look at this nasty website
guy #2 no dude i can't handle it
guy #3 i will i am a INTERNAUTs!!
Internauts by Hitmantis October 5, 2009

Internaive 

The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive
"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."
Internaive by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017
Word of the Day on August 16, 2017

Internads 

Internet gonads. The increased level of bravado shown amongst members of a chat room or internet forum. This allows the members to say things to one another that they would never say face to face, for fear of getting their asses whipped.
Man I ran into Yourcarsux69 the other day and I was just about to run up and kick his ass. But then I was surprised to find out he is actually not such a prick like he is on-line. I guess he just grows a pair of internads when he logs onto the nets.
Internads by Alan Clark January 2, 2008

INTERNAZISM 

In-ter-Na-zism n., adj

Derogatory description One World view reminiscent of National Socialist ideology but with world agenda, rather than Nationalist . Marked by Corporatism rather than State to meet world's needs & breaking autonomous cultures particularly small agrarian/livestock based ones. Just as National Socialism , it has 'Green' credentials & funds biased Science . Its view of rewilding areas crops cannot be grown with forest to provide carbon sink, but ignoring the CO2 sequestrating effect of pasture & corporate destruction of the environment for monocrops & CO2 fossil fuel use. Blaming cow flatulence & using animal rights moral panics for alternatives to meat. Promotion Public Health and moral 'wellbeing' through dictatorial punitive measures marked similarity with National Socialist 'Strength Through Joy' promotion & contempt for obese. No overt racist component but opposition to animal dependent cultures using moral absolutist 'enlightenment' makes it profoundly culturally prejudiced. It also presents threat individual freedoms where individual should be obedient new order padardigm. Egs of manifestations can be seen Davos, World Economic Forum, & Eat Lancet world planning roghshod elected democratic national autonomy & backed by corporates & wealthy elite. They do not use the term to describe themselves; stress providing social justice that has echoes of Communist agrarian revolutions, and The Great Transformation' is eg controlled strategy for whole planet.
Eat Lancet is a typical example of a kind of 'Internazism' agenda using animal rights panics and a 'Green' moral absolutism to eradicate animal farming freeing land to provide a plant based diet for global public health, to sustain Global Food Corporate profits, divert blame from their monocrop eco damage and fossil fuel use, and improve moral wellbeing of new homogenous consumer/drone citizens
INTERNAZISM by Wales1 February 7, 2019

Internalised misogyny 

Bringing other women/girls down.

'I'm not like other girls, I don't go shopping. I just watch Netflix with my dog.'

The person who claims to watch Netflix with her dog is bringing the 'other girls' down, by shaming them for going shopping. This is called internalised misogyny
'All of the other girls have make-up and look so fake. I don't do that, I'm different.'
'That's internalised misogyny my dude.'

Internalised Gecphobia 

When someone is a reluctant fan of experimental music duo 100 Gecs, acknowledging that they don’t think that their music is good.
“Yeah I know their music fucking sucks you get used to it.”
“Sorry bro, you’re suffering from internalised gecphobia.”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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