ilymtp

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1. I Love You More Than Penis

2. I Love You More Than Pickles

3. I Love Your Momma's Tickle Plums

(whatever the hell "tickle plums are", we can only imagine. And we only imagine breasts, for some reason.)

1. Girl #1: I bought you those Holiday Special Snuggies for small dogs you wanted. I was embarrassed to the point of tears.

Girl# 2: Cool. ILYMTP sometimes!

2. Girlfriend: I hate you.

Boyfriend: Really????? Cuz ilymtp, bitch.

3. Guy#1: Uhh.... I hate when my Mom dresses like that.

Guy#2: Why? It's AWESOME! Ilymtp!

ilymtp by NOM! 123...NOM! November 23, 2011

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ilymtwcs

I love you more than words can say

Matthew...i love you. ilymtwcs!!

ilymtwcs by hrs April 20, 2007

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Related Words

ilymtp • ilymtyd • ilymtylm • ilymta • ilymtaf • ILYMTAFKLC • ILYMTAPI • ilymte • ilymtfplb • ilymtiab

ilymtaf

I love you more than a friend

Boy: Ily !!!
Girl: Haha ily2, but as a friend
Boy: ILYMTAF GODAMMIT

ilymtaf by x-smarties-x December 24, 2009

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ilymtyek

I Love You More Than You'll Ever Know

A Girl Likes a Boy from school but he is not interested in her. She might doodle on a piece of paper,

Jordan, ilymtyek x

ilymtyek by ILooveCherylCole April 18, 2009

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ilymtli

I Love You More Than Life Itself

Boy: I g2g love you.
Girl: K babe ilymtli

ilymtli by Neeve April 22, 2008

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ILYMTILM

ILYMTILM = I love you more than i love myself. Usually used when talking to someone relatively close.

Jane = g2g, ILYMTILM!
Bob = Haha. ILYMTILM too!

ILYMTILM by Alie Alie September 7, 2008

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ilymtyd

ILYMTYD

Gf: I love you
Me: BITCH ILYMTYD

ilymtyd by Frankbruh December 15, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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