1: n. A rather fine but occasionally tempestuous, pretentious and easily-distracted internet-based messageboard, initially conceived as a music forum to accompany the famed English pop site Freaky Trigger.
I am so bored in my London office job, I wish I was a writer/musician/artist/beautiful princess/actor/etcetera delete as appropriate. I know, I shall wither away yet more of my life on ilxor! Now I am happy. For 'happy' read 'temporarily distracted from the all-encompassing hell of my educated and under-achieving urban existence'.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).