ibought 

to have purchased something via iTunes.

hey man, I'm listening to a new album. I just iBought it...

ibought by BobBingoWright March 27, 2008

Because I bought the bracelet 

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".

I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.

Because I bought the bracelet by Amounonys June 28, 2010

Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

Bitch, I bought you lobster! by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

i bought this bish

when you buy somthing and its yours

fuck you! i bought this bish

i bought this bish by hippieCrack July 14, 2016

i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.

I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?

i bought you a soda by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! 

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

I bought a property in Egypt 

"What they do for you is they give you the property"
A sentence said by Cameron Eastwood who's gone viral for telling everyone "I bought a property in Egypt."
Its often used in remixes with chopped chin and other brainrot

I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for you is they give you the property.

I bought a property in Egypt by IMawordmaker20 January 13, 2025