iMojack

The use of an iPhone or Smartphone to utilize moblie jacking off. Mainly used when an access to a computer isnt handy, or laziness becomes a factor when one feels the need to bludgeon the beefstick.

"Hmm, Im too lazy to get lazy to get out of bed and go to the computer, so Im going to initaite the iMojack and spank my meat wrench here"

"I wish I was at home, at least i have my iMojack handy to hammer my love steak."

iMojack by Meat Link January 18, 2012

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imajackass

a wonderful, peaceful website designed for the sole purose of allowing everyone, including Jay and all his homies to congegrate and get along as one big happy family!!!!

"I was so glad I went to imajackass. I was smiling when I logged off"

imajackass by rodneyking December 26, 2004

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imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

imajackass by beavis December 24, 2004

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imjack0k

The best xbox gamer ever, has a massive cock.

ImJack0k is the best, he always wins.

imjack0k by polyestercooldude April 23, 2020

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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