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A piece of bondage equipment designed to immobilize males. A humbler consists of two bars about 24" long with hardware to clamp them together. The bars are notched in the center. To use the humbler the male bends at the waist and knees and his ball sack is pulled back through his legs. The humbler is then clamped into place across the scrotum between the testicles and penis behind the male's thighs with the scrotum in the notch. Once in place it is impossible for the male to straighten his legs without painful streaching of the ball sack. Being in a humbler is a humilating experience for male subs, and brings B&D sessions to a new level.
Buffy told us last night last night she tried out a humbler on her new boyfriend. She said at first boy was he surprised. Then after a while he seemed to like it. Now he's her bitch LOL.
humbler by elbert March 17, 2007
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Humbuggler 

When someone kills or steals the Christmas spirit with a bad attitude, ruining the cheer around them.
It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!
Humbuggler by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009

hamburgler 

Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI
Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger
hamburgler by TNFiji November 15, 2004

sexy hamburgler 

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
sexy hamburgler by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

The Hamburgler 

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
The Hamburgler by KuJo December 12, 2004

humbucker 

A guitar pickup developed by Gibson in the late 1950's. Uses two side by side coils to reduce noise and provides and earthy tone.
I've got a custom Les Paul with three humbuckers in sequence.
humbucker by Owen March 22, 2005

hugburgler 

The lonely individual who compels himself to provide unsolicited and often unwarranted affection from others by forcing an awkward embrace (or hug) on them and "steals" hugs much like the Hamburgler steals burgers.
Watch her work a room when she leaves, she is a total hugburgler going right up to people and saying goodbye to everyone in the room.
hugburgler by FilthyJock January 10, 2006