2 definitions by elbert

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A piece of bondage equipment designed to immobilize males. A humbler consists of two bars about 24" long with hardware to clamp them together. The bars are notched in the center. To use the humbler the male bends at the waist and knees and his ball sack is pulled back through his legs. The humbler is then clamped into place across the scrotum between the testicles and penis behind the male's thighs with the scrotum in the notch. Once in place it is impossible for the male to straighten his legs without painful streaching of the ball sack. Being in a humbler is a humilating experience for male subs, and brings B&D sessions to a new level.
Buffy told us last night last night she tried out a humbler on her new boyfriend. She said at first boy was he surprised. Then after a while he seemed to like it. Now he's her bitch LOL.
by elbert March 16, 2007

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What you do to your girlfriend or wife when she is being uppity or bratty or you just feel like it. Involves use of an object in the general shape of a ping pong paddle to strike the buttocks of the lady until they are bright red all over and quite hot to the touch. Of course the buttocks must be bare to assess their condition and for the paddlee to fully appreciate the paddling. Quite often once the paddling is completed both the paddler and paddlee will be as horny as hell and enjoy some great fucking. She will love you for it, trust me.
What do you mean you drank the last Sam Adams! Get over my lap woman, you are going to get a serious paddling right now.

Don't give me any sass woman! I have had it with your mouth. You are getting a paddling tonight for sure.

Damnit you sure are overdue for an attitude adjustment. A good paddling will do you wonders, bitch!
by elbert March 16, 2007

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