one of the best engineering schools in the world... but trust me, you won't think so while you're there.
by Ryan November 17, 2003
Noun. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Located in Troy, NY. Known for being a good engineering school, better known for a disturbing and unhealthy lack of females. Females that do exist either have RIBS or might actually be males.
by RPI engineer November 10, 2005
Noun. A college in Troy, NY noted for its distinct lack of females (less than 25% of the student body), hellish classes, and Hockey Team.
by Highlander September 3, 2003
A university situated in Troy, NY, also known as the Asshole of the Universe. Due to their small number, women are the unchallenged warlords of the place. Said to have conformist education and autocratic culture.
by dunnoreally August 4, 2005
A place on Earth where white people are the minority and the chances of getting booty is 0%, as calculated by the nerd population of RPI which has been calculated to be 99.0% or the RPI community
by Compton TERRY November 17, 2003
A miserable place filled with nerds trying to dress and act like classic college duchebags. It's in the middle of nowhere next to a depressing little town called Troy, NY. In the winter it's a total Siberian labor camp, you can see the sun almost 2 times for months to come, and our favor activity is walking into a winter storm to get to the class you're probably failing at the time and eventually end up with a C-. the crippling depression is so strong even the fucking squirrels hate us, If you try to feed them they'll just run away. Student body is mostly white who came from some rural part of the country, and social life is non-existent if you're not into greek life (current president Shirley is trying to take away that too just so you know). Male-female ratio is slightly less than 7:3 apart from the fact that the average quality of the 3 is not what you would be expecting...
Depressed student 1: "Man I regret coming to RPI"
Slightly less depressed student 2: "ikr, I'm transferring out this semester"
Slightly less depressed student 2: "ikr, I'm transferring out this semester"
by aaavocadO69 June 22, 2018
At the doctor's office the morning after, Jerry blamed his RPI on a volleyball accident so his insurance would cover his expenses.
by Your Mom, OOH your mom March 2, 2009