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probably the smartest man one could ever meet
Just ask Huber. He'll know what to do.
by coach hall December 04, 2005
(1) when someone who is clearly far cooler than you deigns themselves to actually say hello, you ignore them completely.

(2) similar to the schnide

(3) a sudden mental collapse (also known as snapping)
Blaesey: "Dude, I just saw Huber and tried to say hello and he totally dissed me!"

Corbett: "Wow, I can’t believe he pulled a Huber on you."
by Cal Ripken May 13, 2004
A person with a rather eclectic variety of interests, ranging from moaning, (good) jews, krispie cremes, and getting daily boob jobs.

also likes rather archaic and bizarre words such as "scads"

Tendency to flirt with older gentlemen (according to fb)
"I saw a Huber living in a van down by the river"

"Huber gave me swine flu"
by limecorona May 03, 2009
MEaning to be above competition and better than everyone else. To have no care for what your haters have to say.
Lil Wayne's Phone Home: Verse 3:
They don't make 'em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before
I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No break lights on my car rear
I never hade life, and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and gone to heaven I swear
And yeah I'm a bear like black and white hair
So I'm polar
And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the outhers, I mean others
I could eat them for supper, get in my spaceship and huber
by ImitateTheBest February 04, 2009
A guy who knows literally nothing about anything and loves to hate on stuff you know about. Even something as common as Aqua Teen Hunger Force raises his eyebrows and evokes a comment about how I waste my time.
Normal Person: "Hey did you guys see the Family Guy Blue Harvest, Star Wars episode? It was great!!"

Huber: "Whats Family Guy? You guys are nerds. Stop wasting your time with crap and be more like me. Fairport rules!!"
by Buckflanigan McGillicutty January 22, 2008
A "Huber" is someone who is notorious for being a tattle tale.
"What the Hell? Bob is such a friggin' Huber. I can't believe he ratted us out."
by OMGWTFBBQ?!?!? May 13, 2007
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