verb. to actively comprehend, to make sense of. To understand as a result of effort, as opposed to understanding intuitively. A derivative of the computer and linguistics term "parse," to analyze data or a sentence for structure, content, and meaning. Most frequently used in parody of a hypothetical error message generated by a computer that was fed nonsensical data, eg, "Does Not Parse."
She obviously had no idea what I was talking about. She just kept staring at me blankly, like 'does... not... parse...'
by awibs June 13, 2010
Brutha: "Fo shizzle my hizzle nizzle bizzle"
Me: "Parse away some of those izzles you fucking nigger!"
Me: "Parse away some of those izzles you fucking nigger!"
by Psychic Fat Man October 15, 2003
System.out.println("Weapon Choice:");
weapon = Integer.parseInt(Input.readLine());
if(weapon<=0){
System.out.println("Incorrect!");}
if(weapon>=10){
System.out.println("No!");}
weapon = Integer.parseInt(Input.readLine());
if(weapon<=0){
System.out.println("Incorrect!");}
if(weapon>=10){
System.out.println("No!");}
by LarstaiT November 5, 2003
Any adjective, ever.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.
I can't wait get home to parse this big mac.
I would totally parse her all around town.
(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?
I would totally parse her all around town.
(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?
by disco/lemonade May 21, 2009
(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.
2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.
2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.
Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.
No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.
No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.
by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019
Person 1: “She’s so hot right now! Look at those legs dangling off the couch. Definitely an 8!”
Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”
Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”
by Mistine December 7, 2021