A video which shows a dude getting Fucked up his skinny ass by a 15 inch shlong and shows it pulling out of his ass hole dripping cum (watch with caution.)
"dude I just finished watching one guy one horse!!. That horse had a long ass shlong!!!!"
Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm.
"Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.