hose machine Share definition Flag A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine. Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine. hose machine by cassius$ July 18, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the hose machine mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch