Definitions by cassius$

rectus expellarum 

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

rectus expellarum by cassius$ July 19, 2006

wad-pilot 

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.

"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"

wad-pilot by cassius$ July 18, 2006

CL 

short for cunt loser, basically a referance to any female who generally tends to grate on your nerves. also a hand sign, formed by making a "c" with the thumb and curved index fingers on the right hand, with a simultaneous "L" made with a perpendicular index finger to extended thumb of the left hand. It is always best to use the gesture with the expression. use with gusto.

My Aunt Jean is a CL, and boy does it show.

CL by cassius$ July 18, 2006

36 longs 

some really pendulous, nasty titties; very droopy, often with the infamous double-cleave. not unlike the tribal girls in the National Geographic.

that bitch didn't have 36D's, she had 36 Longs

36 longs by cassius$ July 18, 2006

hose machine 

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

hose machine by cassius$ July 18, 2006

pipefitter 

a man who likes objects in the ass, not necessarily, but most likely a homosexual.

that Aaron says he's straight, but boy is he a pipefitter

pipefitter by cassius$ July 18, 2006

tweedle fuck 

a simpleton, or any prick that thinks they know everything; a dumbass see chode, wad-pilot, dumbfuck

the tweedle fuck kept telling me, "potato chips have salt on them"

tweedle fuck by cassius$ July 18, 2006