A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

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hobin'd

To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.

I can't believe that Tom was hobin'd from tech support the other day.

hobin'd by The Don2 September 6, 2006

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hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

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Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.

You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!

Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011

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