Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.

Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.

Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Handy Johnson 

Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

Handy Johnson by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Happy Handy 

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.

Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!

Happy Handy by cianmo June 29, 2011

have handy 

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

have handy by n30e September 13, 2018

Spanky Doodle Handy 

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

handy-j 

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

handy-j by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009