Handyman Whore 

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

Handyman Whore by Poofers February 16, 2006

Handymanning 

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

Handymanning by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023

Amish Handyman 

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

Amish Handyman by Fobill April 22, 2010

time for the handyman to meet the milkman 

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

time for the handyman to meet the milkman by joweh December 29, 2011

Handyman 

A man that is handy.

He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.

Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something.
Boy: Hmm? What is it?
Girl: *giggle* Promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: I don’t know if I can promise that. I can try…?
Girl: No. You have to promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Say it!
Boy: I promise to be your Handyman.
*Girl kisses him on the cheek*

Handyman by Suga_Huynh July 1, 2011

Handyman 

To receive fellatio from one female while performing cunnilingus on another.

"Yo i just totally handymanned those two girls"

"I was handymanning 10 year olds when I was 6"

Handyman by cockslap jack November 15, 2009

handyman's handkerchief 

A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.

"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "

handyman's handkerchief by f00Sieben December 19, 2013