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1. fagpin
A politically incorrect word that defines a straight single woman who consistently hangs around with a homosexual man.
Example 1: "Are those two a couple? Or is the girl he's with single?"
"No. He is definitely gay."
"How can you tell?"
"Believe me, I just can. And she's just a fagpin."
Example 2: The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin.
2. single mother
A single female who has the sole responsibility of caring and providing for her own child(ren). Single mothers are often demonized as being promiscious welfare queens that inhabit inner-city public housing projects. However, not all single mothers are whores who collect welfare checks and food stamps. Many single mothers are merely victims of unlucky circumstances. A single bad decision like sleeping with a crazy penniless bum or a heartless womanizer can change a woman's life forever. Alot of single mothers had children by dead-beat fathers who were unable to help provide for their children. As a result, many single mothers are forced to work 40+ hours a week to provide for their children. Many children who grow up without fathers are more likely to look in the wrong places for father figures. Fatherless boys often turn to the streets, usually in the form of gang affiliation, to compensate for that lack of fatherly love and guidance.

Over 31% of all American children are born to single mothers. This occurs for many different reasons. For many men, all relationships with women are about sexual conquest with little responsibility in mind. In addition, popular culture teaches kids poor values about sex and relationships. Mediated images teach young boys that women are sex objects. In the media, women are portrayed as disposable material commodities that are used solely for sexual gratification purposes. This is most evident in glossy modern-day rap music videos. Raunchy ...
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3. bachelorette pad
The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.
1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.
4. single bagger
Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.
(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"
5. Single Deluxe
Single as in not married and deluxe as in a great catch. Coined by an inspirational man in LA/Skid row/city mission.
Example:1
Woman: Are you single?
Man: Im single deluxe baby!

Example:2
That Brigitte Dale is sooo single deluxe. I gotta get her number.
6. Shut up woman, get on my horse.
A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
7. Single Man Defense
When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.
John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.
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