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1.
To receive fellatio from one female while performing cunnilingus on another.
"Yo i just totally handymanned those two girls"

"I was handymanning 10 year olds when I was 6"
by cockslap jack November 15, 2009
 
2.
When the male pulls out during doggy-style and ejaculates down the length of the female's ass crack. Afterwards, the male licks his thumb and smoothes out the semen as if it were a line of silicone.
That chick had a draft so I gave her a handy man.
by jbill January 05, 2009
 
3.
A man that is handy.

He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.
Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something.
Boy: Hmm? What is it?
Girl: *giggle* Promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: I don’t know if I can promise that. I can try…?
Girl: No. You have to promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Say it!
Boy: I promise to be your Handyman.
*Girl kisses him on the cheek*
by Suga_Huynh June 29, 2011
 
4.
Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.
I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman.
by pdoghilton April 28, 2010
 
5.
To receiving a hand job that results in getting your Jolly's off.
Even though Alf has become halosexual, he gladly received a handy man from Nancy while playing Halo2.
by TheSoapShow December 19, 2004
 
6.
A vicious and a bad-assed individual.
Don't piss that handyman off he'll kick your ass.
by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004
 
7.
5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.
My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning
by Wilfrid Laruier April 20, 2006