handjy 

ur hand to dub with. E'z hoe

handjy is gonna get it bad tonite !

handjy by EzE88 October 10, 2008

Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.

Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.

Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016

Toriyama Handjob 

A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.

Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.

"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes

Toriyama Handjob by Everyone hates Tien September 14, 2017

Steve Handjobs 

Famous member of Trash Taste Podcast. Winner of the Trash Tastes best nickname award.

I'm Steve Handjobs

Steve Handjobs by Adrilian June 2, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

Handjew 

A handjob from a jew.

I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.

Handjew by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010