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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
hammer jacker by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
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Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.
Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.
Hammer Jacked by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026