half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.

Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.

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a nugget under half a yard

ill buy the business from you, i'm willing to pay a nugget under half a yard.

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a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

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